Don’t Call Me, Baby

Pop Culture is So Easy to Mock

You threw a wish in the well?

That’s nice, but baby, you smell.

To look at you I can tell,

I should be on my way

 

You’d trade your soul for a wish?

You just threw one in the well!

I am not looking for this,

I should be on my way

 

My glare was smokin’

You should not be hopin’

You look stupid mopin’

I ought to be goin’ baby!

 

Hey, I just met you,

And I’m too lazy,

So keep your number,

Don’t call me, baby.

 

It’s hard to look straight,

At you baby,

Please keep your number,

Don’t call me, lady!

 

Hey, I just met you,

And I’m too lazy,

So keep your number,

Don’t call me, baby.

 

And all the other boys,

Must be crazy!

Give them your number,

They’ll call you, maybe!

 

I never gave you a call,

And girl you’re freakishly tall

I gave you nothing at all,

So, I’ll be on my way!

 

You beg and borrow and steal?

Come on, can you be for real?

You’re an emotional heel!

So, I’ll be on my way!

 

My glare was smokin’

You should not be hopin’

You look stupid mopin’

I ought to be goin’ baby!

 

Hey, I just met you,

And I’m too lazy,

So keep your number,

Don’t call me, baby.

 

It’s hard to look straight,

At you baby,

Please keep your number,

Don’t call me, lady!

 

Hey, I just met you,

And I’m too lazy,

So keep your number,

Don’t call me, baby.

 

And all the other boys,

Must be crazy!

Give them your number,

They’ll call you, maybe!

 

Before you came into my life

My life was so glad

My life was so glad

My life was so, so glad

 

Before you came into my life

My life was so glad

And you should know that

 

It’s hard to look straight,

At you baby,

Please keep your number,

Don’t call me, lady!

 

Hey, I just met you,

And I’m too lazy,

So keep your number,

Don’t call me, baby!

 

And all the other boys,

Must be crazy!

Give them your number,

They’ll call you, maybe!

 

Before you came into my life

My life was so glad

My life was so glad

My life was so, so glad

 

Before you came into my life

My life was so glad

And you should know that

Don’t call me, baby.

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