I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth

When I open my face I can’t stop words from fallin’ out

It doesn’t really matter what those words might be

Because everybody listens to celebrities

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I was born like a god to the privileged elite

But I pretend I had it rough growin’ up on the street

From the time I was nine, I had my own tv show

I was cute, I was spunky, I was ready to go

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I can write songs good, I got my GED

I’ve got the lyrical skills of a black eyed pea

But I’m an artist – I’m like Van Gogh

I’m droppin’ these sick beats with a melodic flow

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You’ll neva, neva know

You’ll neva, eva be

You’ll neva, eva understand

How to be like me

You’ll neva, neva know

You’ll neva, eva see

Don’t be silly, fool

I’m a celebrity

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I pull up to the curb in my stretch limo

I step out on the walk, and it’s paved with gold

Yeah, I smile for the press just before the show

I’ve been in the news since I was ten years old

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I’m a role model, just ask my 3 children

From my 2 ex wives and my new girlfriend

I’ve only been to jail half a dozen times

You see I get away with almost all my crimes

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See, I’m intelligent. Yeah, I’m really bright.

I’ve got the I.Q. of a broken traffic light

And if you think that you are as smooth as me

You betta think again, I’m a celebrity

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You’ll neva, neva know

You’ll neva, eva be

You’ll neva, eva understand

How to be like me

You’ll neva, neva know

You’ll neva, eva see

Don’t be silly, fool

I’m a celebrity

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 And if you believe that I am the fool

Then look in the mirror, and wipe off the drool

I can only be famous because of you

And all of your money, and all you do

That shows to the world, you want to be like me

It’s because of you, I’m a celebrity!

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You’ll neva, neva know

You’ll neva, eva be

You’ll neva, eva understand

How to be like me

You’ll neva, neva know

You’ll neva, eva see

Don’t be silly, fool

I’m a celebrity

~j.d.schofield